I ate flowers in the backyard

I emailed my lecturer to say I am ill and won’t be in class and he emails back,

‘in a positive light, you may have got the prerequisite honours illness out of the way now!’

thank you, but I think this is only the beginning.

everyone watches Man vs. Wild for the comedy right?
I mean I do actually admire Bear Grylls, but Man vs. Wild is too hilarious sometimes. 

kind of super excited about the custom dress I am getting made.

my favourite part of being ill is getting a bleeding nose every time I have a shower or in the early morning. hurrah for weeks of this!

things that make a great day

• convincing Ben to try on a pair of jodhpurs on, and then his legs getting stuck in them for reasons, and trying to stifle giggles at this hilarity with Rachel.